Here are some more good ones ... http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm

Will

My favorites are "Whiskey For My Men Beer For My Horses" and "I Don't Have To Be Me Till Monday". My son likes country. Every body he went to school with here has at least 2 pairs of cowboy boots. He plays it on the job. Much of it makes me laugh. And like all music today, much of it is down right junk. If you go back before the 50's you can find a few junkie ones, but it takes a while. And I imagine it will get worst. I read in the paper where it looks like the "F" word is coming to TV real soon. How disgusting!

Just watch cable....the "F" word has been there a long time amongst much worse!

I did always like Moe Bandy's "Here I am I'm Drunk Again"

Here's another Country title I like:

"My Tears Have Erased I Love You from The Chalkboard of My Heart."

I think there's a folk song called, "I'll Never Forget What's Her Name." That's a good one.

Beakybird

How about that mid 60's country song by Lorretta Lynn entitled: "You Hung my Wings Upon Your Horns" which includes the below lyric line whose meaning takes on an entirely different interpretation, depending on 'how' those same exact words are 'phrased' by the singer.

Version 1:
You're the first
To ever make me fall in love
And then not take me

Version 2:
You're the first to ever 'make me'
Fall in love
And then not take me

Loretta was able to get away with singing it like the 2nd version (slipping by the country music censors of that era) by claiming her lyric intention was purely innocent (version 1). Yeah, un huh

Scott

Johnny Cash's: "Flushed from the bathroom of your heart."
Some of the lyric lines include:
Down the garbage disposal of your dreams, I've beein ground up dear
In the theatre of your love, I lost my part
Now you say you've got me out of your conscience,
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart....

it just goes on and on... Check out this link for some great titles:
http://www.crimsonskye.com/country.html

[This message has been edited by Leon (edited 11-19-2003).]

A Brit told me of a country parody that starts:

She's a count-
She's a count-
She's a country girl

Beakybird

Someone told me that the more "colorful" spelling of that quaint little colloquialism actually has nothing to do with anatomy at all. It is an acronym for:
Can't understand normal thinking.

.....you decide.

[This message has been edited by Uncle Dave (edited 11-22-2003).]

Here's one I've been doing lately:

Red Hot Women and Ice Cold Beer by New Riders of the Purple Sage. Goes down well with the punters.