Tee Hee!! Check these out (they're from a UK satire weekly).

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/content/showitem.cfm/issue.1136/section.22
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/content/showitem.cfm/issue.1135/section.22

[This message has been edited by renig (edited 07-18-2005).]