Then there was the guy who was hunting with a friend and accidently shot him.
He had his cell phone with him, and phoned 911. He said "I've accidently killed my friend, what should I do?" The operator said "First be certain he is not still alive."
The guy said "just a minute". The operator heard two shots ring out and the guy came back on line and said, "Yes, I'm certain."

Oh, that's bad.
DonM