Cajun Humor

Boudreaux was working at the fish plant in Gonzales, LA when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency
room in Lockport.
The doctor looked at Boudreaux and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Boudreaux say, "I don't got da fingers."
What do you mean, you don't got da fingers? It's 2005. We got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put
dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Boudreaux says,
.................. Are you ready for this????????????
................ Are you sure???????????????
................. Remember this is a Cajun.
...... ok....ok....ok....
................. Here it is.....

"HOW DA HELL WAS I SUPPOSE TO PICK DEM UP!!!!"

DonM

t.

Sorry, but...

ROTFLMAO.....Don...you da cajun man....got anymore?????
Tony Rome

Gary

Don,
When ya gonna stop pickin on me man? Tell some Philistine, Sadducee or Pharisee jokes. They're all dead you won't hurt anyone's feelings.

Boo, you are tough, you can take it!!
DonM

One of the funniest cartoons I ever saw was:
This cowboy looking real scared with his hat in hand and the hair standing straight up on his head. There's a woman standing across from him over a horse laying on the ground with her gun pointed at him. He says, " OK Miss you can have your deer, just let me get my saddle off of him!

How about the Cajun who accidently shot his buddy while deer hunting? He put him in the car and took him to the doctor. The doctor tells him "Your friend probably would have made it if you hadn't gutted him out".

Tom

Then there was the guy who was hunting with a friend and accidently shot him.
He had his cell phone with him, and phoned 911. He said "I've accidently killed my friend, what should I do?" The operator said "First be certain he is not still alive."
The guy said "just a minute". The operator heard two shots ring out and the guy came back on line and said, "Yes, I'm certain."

Oh, that's bad.
DonM

Aaaaaaarrrrgh.... ...my belly hurts!!! I can't stop laughing...