A blond calls her husband at work: "Darling, I bought a puzzle but I can't fix it. All parts have the same shaping.
He: What picture shows the package?
She: A big green Cock

Back to the music:
How do they call the guy spending much time with musicians? Drummer!

How can you recognize that a drummer stands before the door?
His knocking becomes faster and faster!

How does a drummer count a 7/4?
One Two Three For Five Six Se-ven.

What does different band members think while the performance:
The singer "After the show, with what of the girls may I spend the night?"
The keyboard player "Oh, my sound is so good, so good, so good..."
The bass player " D D A C D D A C G G D..."

Computers are like air conditioners.
Both stop working, if you open windows.

Electricians famous last words:
In this cable is no electricity.

The family is watching TV. "No" said the Mother "this film is not right for little children. Johnny, you have to go to bed."
"Why is this film not right for me?"
"Because the evil man kills his wife, put the body in acid and suicide in the dark forest. Good night sweetheart!"

A thirsty man in the desert "Water, water".
He asks a person "Do you have water?" "No, I sell ties, wonderful ties, not expensive".
"I need water".
Eventually the thirsty man finds a restaurant and want to enter. "No, only with tie".

In the restaurant. The guest doen't eat the sandwiches. The waiter asks "Do you miss something about the cold lunch?" "Yes, the 'c' in 'cold'."

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RF