blonde joke

two blondes were taking a break. the first told her friend she was having a hard time figuring something out and she need another opinion. GO ahead and ask said her friend.

Well she said, I can't figure out if it is closer to Florida or the moon.

Her friend answered -- Well doh - can you see Florida from here ??

Four blondes at a bar celebrating ... A guy comes up and asks what the occasion is ... Blonde #1 says "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle ... It took us 6 months ..." Blonde #2 says "Yes, and on the box it said 3 to 5 years !!!!!" .. .....

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A blond calls her husband at work: "Darling, I bought a puzzle but I can't fix it. All parts have the same shaping.
He: What picture shows the package?
She: A big green Cock

Back to the music:
How do they call the guy spending much time with musicians? Drummer!

How can you recognize that a drummer stands before the door?
His knocking becomes faster and faster!

How does a drummer count a 7/4?
One Two Three For Five Six Se-ven.

What does different band members think while the performance:
The singer "After the show, with what of the girls may I spend the night?"
The keyboard player "Oh, my sound is so good, so good, so good..."
The bass player " D D A C D D A C G G D..."

Computers are like air conditioners.
Both stop working, if you open windows.

Electricians famous last words:
In this cable is no electricity.

The family is watching TV. "No" said the Mother "this film is not right for little children. Johnny, you have to go to bed."
"Why is this film not right for me?"
"Because the evil man kills his wife, put the body in acid and suicide in the dark forest. Good night sweetheart!"

A thirsty man in the desert "Water, water".
He asks a person "Do you have water?" "No, I sell ties, wonderful ties, not expensive".
"I need water".
Eventually the thirsty man finds a restaurant and want to enter. "No, only with tie".

In the restaurant. The guest doen't eat the sandwiches. The waiter asks "Do you miss something about the cold lunch?" "Yes, the 'c' in 'cold'."

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Regards
RF

Okay, there's just another one that I've found in the WWW:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, but blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
      
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
      
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying', "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Okay, this one might be a little old but it's still good I mean...

It's rumoured that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies' Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror,  never to be seen again.
      
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I`m the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
      
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I`m the sexiest woman alive!" *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
      
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the  mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*

Cheers to all!!!

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)