A bar fight? Isn't this coming from some of the same guys that complain about the weight of anything heavier than a Tyros? I'll be at the East Coast Jam ladies... just look for the big guy. Perhaps while I'm there you'd like to meet my lovely petite wife - a former armed JFK airport security officer that has appeared on the cover of "Black Belt". To make this sporting, you should put any questions about my manhood to her instead of me, Uncle Dave... and I'll cover any bets.

Thanks for the note of support Scott but I don't see anyone here that fits the morally-superior motif, no matter WTF they may think.