Great Truths That Children Have Learned.
  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats
  • When your Mon is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair
  • Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato


Great Truths That Adults Have Learned
  • Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
  • Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre....not the toy


Great Truths About Growing Old
  • Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional
  • When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there
  • Forget Health Foods...you need all the preservatives you can get.
  • You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.



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