Here's a nun joke for ya.

Two guys go to a baseball game and their seats are right behind two nuns. The nuns headgear is blocking the guy's view, so they're not real happy. Finally one fellow says: "I think I'm going to Utah. I hear they only have a hundred nuns in the whole state." After no reaction, the other fellow says: "I hear they only have 50 nuns in Montana." Still no reaction so the first fellow says: "I hear there are only 25 nuns in Idaho." Finally, one of the nuns turns around and politely says: "Why don't you go to hell? There are no nuns living there."

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Songman55
Joe Ayala