I thought it was all the long hairs in spandex who were getting the women. I'm glad I never went there,probably would have ended up with VD or worse. I'm going to start a new one. Why do all the women like musicians?
I know the original coke bottle was designed a certain shape so us men would like it(its true). And certain theorys exist that the guitar exudes the likeness of an extension of.........well you know,that still leaves me wondering about us keyboard players.
I am happily married and not shopping so this is a nonissue with me,in addition I play in church,not exactly a place where all the hotties are getting drunk and loose,and even if there are hotties I'm not looking.
Your musings on the er,weight abundant.......skinny challenged, reminded me of another short quip."Fatty and skinny laying in bed fatty rolled over and skinny was dead."
I personally never liked the very skinny girls,they were not healthy. Give me a big boned girl,most importantly a girl with a big heart.