Wow!! I suppose it's not very politically correct these days to say this, but that pic reminded me of the old Hoagy Carmichael song that goes something like:

Oh gee, ain't it grand to have a girl so big and fat
So when you go to hug her you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug and chalk and mark the place where you began
Then one day, I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-beggin' her to be my bride
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' round the other side,
And over the mountains, and down the great divide.

Oh, they don't write them like that anymore - probably get locked up.