Well the good old gags are creeping out of the wood work .

I saw an old timer in the gents toilets on one of my little gigs pour 3 bottles of beer into the urinal …..I said after he poured out the contents of each bottle "that's a waste " the old timer looked at me straight in the face and said "no it will save me having to get up during the night to go to the toilet "
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Giovanni