Second verse to 'Are you lonesome tonight'

Are you lonesome tonight?
Is your brasserie too tight?
Is your corset all falling apart?

Does the size of your chest
Make holes in your vest?
Is your spare tyre right up to your heart?

Are your stockings all laddered
And your tights wearing thin?
Doo you keep up your knickers
With a big safety pin?

Are your dentures all worn?
Do they rock when you yawn?
Then you know
Why you're lonesome tonight!