How many of you get pretty ticked off when any post goes South, either immediately or they very rarely stay "north" beyond 4-5 replies (but I do remember one staying stable for at least seven replies back in 2001).

How about those who write posts with a topic that's important to them......and then it goes south anyway.

And what about the posts written by others and you're just getting into the topic, and boom, wham, there it goes, taking off faster than Superman on steroids.

And posts that break records with 600 replies and you read the original opening remark, something to do with music, and you go to post #600 and the original topic transitioned to something like the sinking of the Titanic?

How many think that a qualifier should precede each heading in the list with an icon that says "any and all replies welcome?" Or an icon signifying only "topic replies allowed?" And that if you break the rule more than 3x you get taken to a recycling plant for installation of a new personality?

How many think the Synthzone should be renamed the Jokezone?

How many think anyone that goes off topic should, a) forsake their Internet diplomatic immunity, b) be required to do 50 pushups and, c) watch 10 hours non-stop of Kim Kardashian, videotape it and post the videotape as proof?