Good one Don.
I know all boaters have heard this one. BOAT = a big hole in the water you keep trying to fill up with money.
Or the two best days of a boaters life. The day he bought it and the day he sold it.

Same as a motorcycle. Bolt for home project $!.49 same bolt for a bike $9.99
of course it may be chromed !
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