At a typical Christmas party, I perform 12 to 18 Christmas songs, which most of the time, is more than enough. Ironically, there are folks that just don't seem to pay attention to what you've been playing.

Today I performed at the oldest retirement community in the nation, one that was founded in 1812. The AD said she particularly wanted me to do the party, as she really had some problems with previous performers not playing many Christmas songs. When she asked me to do the job, back in August, I told her that I perform Christmas songs a bit differently than the traditional renditions. She said she was OK with that, and was confident that audience would be as well.

Well, there always has to be one person that doesn't get the message. About halfway through the one-hour party, a party that was for both the residents and staff, after 30 minutes of nothing but Christmas songs, I switched to my usual, upbeat routine. I had the place rocking, several people were on the dance floor, and I had a chorus line in front of me when I performed New York, New York. Everyone was having fun.

Then, right after I finished New York, a staff lady from somewhere down the hall came up to me and said, "Hey, this is a Christmas Party, when are you going to play some Christmas songs. All I've been hearing is rock and roll and Reggae music down the hall." I hit the kill switch on the mic, and said "Obviously, you were not paying much attention. All of those Reggae and rock songs you heard were Christmas songs, just a different, and upbeat rendition of them." She gave me a funny look and walked away in a huff. Guess she really wasn't listening after all.

After the job, many, many people came up to me and commented on how wonderful the party was, and wanted to know when I was coming back. When I told them I would not be returning till next April, they were shocked until I explained I was going on a long vacation, then they understood. I got lots of hugs, kisses and Merry Christmas wishes, which this old codger thrives on. The Ad came up to me and said, she was a bit concerned when I told here that I would be doing the Christmas songs differently, but when the party was over she was sure happy that she selected me for the job. I was happy she selected me as well.

Every day playing music and singing to the ladies is a good day, some days are just better than others,

Gary