The Top Ten ways a musician knows he’s getting older…

#10) It becomes more important to find a place on stage for your fan than for your amp

#9) You have to stop the song because your ibuprofen fell behind the speaker

#8) All your fans leave by 9:30

#7) You check the TV schedule before booking a gig

#6) You need a nap before, during and after the gig

#5) The only Rolling Stones you care about are in your gallbladder

#4) You start listing your truss as a business expense

#3) The only white powder you have is on your feet

#2) You actually ask the guitar player to "turn up"

And The Number One way.......… You don’t recover from a Saturday night gig until sometime on Tuesday.