Check this out! Nothing that I post is off topic. I am the topic.

Check out my AVATAR. That's me playing on the street in the "Heart of the French Quarters."

I was getting so pestered by women wanting my autograph that I didn't have time to play music!! So, I had to hire a Bodyguard.

Bet you've never had to do this Tony? Notice that I purposely never mentioned any particular Tony.