..That is my stage friend in the middle (pink bikini)..
Ok, so now we know why you "can't afford to own a Audya , Korg PA3X, or Tyros4..". Those pink bikinis don't come cheap

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However, you're in good company. In a blind test between a TOTL arranger and a well stuffed pink bikini, 9 out of 10 men chose the well stuffed bikini (interestingly, the tenth guy plays a Wersi).
chas