Nigel,
Please remove this post for sure eh?

Bill,
You're killing me man!! I'm 1500 miles away from a "Cajun Crayfish Boil."
Man I don't only suck the heads, I pull them open so that I can put my tongue in and really do a job on them. Just looking at em is emotional torture!!
This isn't right Bill, I know we're not drinking buddies, but I did think of you as a friend. I'm the only one her that is really suffering. I guess I'll go to the market and get a frozen "Crab Cake" or "Mrs Paul's" frozen fish sticks. I'm crying while typing this reply.