I've got lots of mics, I sold my guitars, don't need a mic stand with a headset mic, can't hit a golf ball worth a damned and I never liked those Podium 8s. That's leaves a night with Susan, and if I recall she don't like boats, so that's out of the question too. I'll have to admit, though--she's sure a purty, Cajun gal. And, she's a lot smarter than you and I put together. Probably explains why she don't own or play an arranger keyboard.

All the best,

Gary