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Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here