The only thing that would prevent me from coming to the jam is if I happen to die first. If that's the case, I might be late.

If my wife dies I'm sailing down to Shreveport in a new sailboat. Of course, that will not happen. It's a known fact that men die at least 10 years before their wives. Hmmm! If she shows up in a motor yacht with another, much younger and better looking guy, you know something nasty happened to me.
See Yall in January,
Gary

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