Hey chas, you an ol' jazzer and all that. Remember this one? Eddie 'Cleanhead' Vinson, Back Door Blues.

I took me the front door in
But I had to take me the back door out
I took me the front door in
But I had to take me the back door right on out
I was sleepin' mighty peaceful
When I heard somebody start on in to shout (an' it sounded like a man's voice to me)

and so the guy's the sorry tale goes on.

Sorry if I got a bit off topic there - it just brought that old standby to mind.