It's an insane topic, for sure...

Got $28,000 in mad money? How about $28,000 of lessons with a top pro? How about a Roland Atelier or a Wersi Scala (so you can get abacus off your back )?

How about spending it on following your idol around on tour for six months (instead of a mere 30 min )?

Might as well ask:

Would you pay $28,000 for.... the sun to come up in the west?
Would you pay $28,000 for.... the last Mars Bar on planet Earth?
Would you pay $28,000 for.... a used chicken hat from Donny?
Would you pay $28,000 for.... an arranger forum without dumb questions...?

Come to think of it, that last one MIGHT be money sell spent