Fran, why don't you post a tune.

- Dunno, gotta ask Fran about it. ;-)

How about; 'Who has made the more important contribution to music in the last half century - Charlie Parker and John Coltrane OR Donny and Marie'.

- Laurens Hammond. :-D

Are waterfall keys necessary to play a jazz organ 'lick'.

- Noupe. :-)

Are 'SA voices' better than good-quality soft-synth voices? (however you answer, I disagree - ok?).

- Naaah, not really, but they are cooler. ;-)

Are arrangers really inferior to synths or workstations?

- In some areas inferior, in some other superior. :-P

Are arranger PLAYERS inferior to 'elite' traditional players?

- Well, any player is inferior to 'elite' players (be it traditional or non-traditional. ;-)

Is OMB the same as Karaoke?

- Nope, OMB doesn't require singing. :-p

Is Karaoke the same as DJing?

- Nope, Karaoke doesn't include messing around with knobs and faders. ;-)

Is DJing cheating? If no, what about if he/she walks away from the turntable while it's playing.

- Well, if he walks away from turntable it's cheating (or he might got thirsty), if he don't walk away it's still cheating, unless he keep messing around with knobs and faders. :-))

Is Cape Breton really a Yamaha-sponsored leper colony?

- What's Cape Breton, or where is it?! :-D

Does Diki really exist? Did he really send his only begotten son (Donny) to be ......nevermind.

- He exist, virtually. :-P

Can someone, anyone, verify a miracle, so that Capt. Russ can finally get his well-deserved sainthood.

- Gotta ask mr. Ratzinger (the Pope) about that. ;-)

Which is the most important skill for the job of president of the US; basketball or bowling?

- Reading picture books up-side-down. :-D