See, this is what happens when there's no bickering. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm bored.

Fran, why don't you post a tune.

How about; 'Who has made the more important contribution to music in the last half century - Charlie Parker and John Coltrane OR Donny and Marie'.

Are waterfall keys necessary to play a jazz organ 'lick'.

Are 'SA voices' better than good-quality soft-synth voices? (however you answer, I disagree - ok?).

Are arrangers really inferior to synths or workstations?

Are arranger PLAYERS inferior to 'elite' traditional players?

Is OMB the same as Karaoke?

Is Karaoke the same as DJing?

Is DJing cheating? If no, what about if he/she walks away from the turntable while it's playing.

Is Cape Breton really a Yamaha-sponsored leper colony?

Does Diki really exist? Did he really send his only begotten son (Donny) to be ......nevermind.

Can someone, anyone, verify a miracle, so that Capt. Russ can finally get his well-deserved sainthood.

Which is the most important skill for the job of president of the US; basketball or bowling?

Please feel free to add any additional silly sh-t we can use for future bickering.

chas