Well, whatever this 'magic bullet' is, it can't come soon enough for me and Simon!

Anything that can turn these awful players into something even a music lover could enjoy can't get here soon enough!

Oh, wait... There IS something already that can do this. It's called a STEREO, and it requires NO SKILL WHATSOEVER. You just hit Play, and great music comes out...!

Amazing, isn't it..?

We ought to get one of these into the hands of all those bedroom arranger players in exchange for their keyboards...