Tom, buddy ... you GOTTA get out of Muskegon !!! ...
New York City (and I would imagine other large cities as well) in the Winter, ESPECIALLY this time of year, the streets are filled with carts selling fresh roasted chestnuts ...
Chestnuts are tasty, very filling, and you may not want to hang around someone who has eaten a number of them ....

A number of years ago I was playing a gig (job, UD ) and I was playing "The Christmas Song" ... a guy came up to me and said that the song always made him feel sick ... I asked why, and he said "because my name is CHET !!!" ... ...
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