Vern, I thought we had a corner on the market when it comes to **sholes!

Fran, The old mirror will be replaced this morning. I called the junk yard and as I suspected, the price has gone up over the past few years to $35, but I still have to put it on and the temperature this morning is a balmy 19 degrees at 8:30 a.m..

DNJ, last night I calmed the tooth pain with a couple green bananna margarettas and 4 aspirin tablets. I think I have enough margaretta mix to last till Tuesday when the dentist gets back to his office.

Guy, I was older, bigger and a lot meaner than the **shole that smacked my mirror. He backed down real fast when he realized he was caught red handed.

Today is my last Christmas party of the season, a 1-hour nursing home job that's relatively close to home. After 27 Christmas parties I'm glad that this is the last time this year I have to sing all those Christmas songs. Ironically, January's schedule is even more hectic and many of the folks that I performed for this holiday season have already reserved dates for next December. If I keep going at this rate, I'll soon be known as the Donny Pesce of the Chesapeake Bay region.

Cheers,

Gary

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