Small shows:

PSR3000
Two Yamaha MSR100 speakers
Cheap Quicklok stand
Crown 311A headset mic
Three footswitches
Midi sustain controller

Stadiums:

A stack that includes the Tyros XT and the Roland G70 (I have connections)
A giant floating pizza. I perform on top of a giant floating pizza for a bit of theatrics.
40 giant screens. I show scenes from Pee Wee's Playhouse and Stewart Little.
Bulletproof vest (Please don't shoot the piano player)
Stilts with springs (a little dancing to liven up the audience)
60 dwarves who dance on the edge of the pizza.
Full sound crew
Blimp (to travel between towns)
Personal trainer (I can bench 50 lbs. already!)
Chef
Food taster (in case the chef is trying to poison me.)
Enema specialist
Costume designer
Psychiatrist
Couch

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