The best one I ever heard was at a concert at the Meyerhoff Symphony Hall a few months ago. The concert was Peter Cincotti and the entire BSO. Right as Peter sat down at the piano to start a ballad, a cell phone went off in the audience. Without missing a beat Peter said, "Tell 'em I'm not here." The orchestra members were laughing so hard they could hardly play. One of those moments.

Salud,

Joe

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