Fran, be realistic. You can't find these rare creatures anywhere near the majority of players in the USA, probably the same most everywhere else.

So we need someone to do what we would do ourselves if we COULD get our hands on one.....

And Alfa, that guitar sound with the 'bends'.... If I were you, I might change the velocity curve so that you have to hit it a bit harder to get the 'bend'. It sounds like it is triggering far more than you actually intended. Or move the trigger to a footpedal. even better. Then you could bend on a quiet note, too, if you wanted...