ATD - At the Doctors
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See you at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving while incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot where I was
FYI - Found your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's on
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor laughing...Can't get UP!
TTYL - Talk to you louder
WAITT - Who am I talking to?
WTFA - Wet the furniture again
WTP - Wheres the prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels need oil.

More truth than poetry there... boy, am I dreading that awful day when they drag me, kicking and screaming into the front door of a nursing home. Can you imagine a life where you can't jump in the car and drive the grandkids to Micky D's?

Thanks for posting. Funny to the max.

Dave Rice

Brilliant Al!

That's too funny ... and too close. A classmate, now retired in Fla. posts photos on face book and signs them from 'God's Waiting Room'
Ciao,
Jerry

Great!

A good example of why I look for your posts!


GOOD STUFF!

R.