My industrial band played a mixed genre show including everything from synth pop to hardcore punk. I was in charge of the sound and shit, and I lent my microphone to the cause. Well the dickhead who sang for the hardcore band Death and Taxes stuck MY MIC down his pants, and now it smells funny.

How do I get rid of the smell w/out ruining the mic. I assume water is bad... is there a special alcohol based disinfectant spray or anything?

I hope he didn't give my microphone herpes.

PS. This post is serious. This not a joke/prank or any other type of shenanigans.