While changing a flat tire, I found a coffee can in the grass. I picked it up, shook it and it rattled as though there was something inside. Curiosity got the best of me and I removed to lid to find a human toe.

After reading DonM's story, no way was I going to leave it there. I got on my cell phone and called a toe truck to pick it up.

Eddie

Eddie

... which proves that you can pick your friends, and you can pick your toes, and now you can even pick your friends' toes.
DonM

I really don't wanna know how the coffee tasted with the toe in the can...*BRRR*...

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Eddie,

I don't think Jay Leno needs to worry about his job. Maybe the owner of that digit had "Toemain poisoning"?

I always liked the Gary Larson Far Side cartoon that showed a deer with a bullseye on his side. The other deer says to him "bummer of a birthmark Hal".

Tom

Tom