So this guy walks into an exclusive restaurant and the doorman says "Sorry no admittance without a necktie.

The fellow goes out to his pickup, and the only thing he can find that resembles a tie is his a pair of winter jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and tries to re-enter.

The doorman says" Ok I'll let you in this time, but you better not go starting anything.

Jerry

Now that's a redneck!
DonM

Hmm... ...how should he start anything without a battery?

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Just inside the door was a planter with a currant bush.
Smokey