An Amish boy and his father were in the new mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could open and move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't quite know what it is--
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an
ugly, fat, old lady moved up to the wall and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady strolled in between them into a very small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the door light up.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and began to light up in reverse order. Finally the walls opened up and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young blonde, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."
Tony Rome
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