Originally posted by Douglas Dean:
Putting it another way: The Lord God said, it is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him.
So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you ?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God replied that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a Woman. God said"This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and always admit that she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it."
Adam asked God " What will a woman like this cost ?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked,"What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.
God bless 'em all.