What Chas doesn't know is that I personally taught Willie all he knows about songwriting.  
Yes I did.  Then came the guitar lessons I gave him.  I thought he would never learn all those passing chords. He actually wore a hole in his guitar doing it.
Next came his stage appearance.  I told him he needed an outlaw image so he let his hair grow long and got a bandana.  By then he was so worked up I told him to calm down and he started smoking weed.  In an effort to steer him away from that I taught him to play golf.
Only questionable thing is I told him don't worry too much about income tax. 
Another little known fact:  Willie has actually been dead for three years, but nobody has told him yet.  
(It's MY thread and I can take it South if I so desire.)  
