Sorry guys, I couldn't resist!  I get you EVERY YEAR!  HEE-HEE!
I will probably keep on pickin' until they don't invite me back, but I HAVE slowed down to only 2 or 3 nights a week.
I do appreciate the things you guys said though.  Almost makes me sorry I pulled your legs AGAIN.  

I'm so blessed to actually make a living playing music!  I get to go jam for four hours, they pay me do it and feed me, and customers pay me even more and tell me they like what I do!  The occasional misguided debutante still mistakes me for someone much younger and much more interesting.  What's not to like?  
Have a great APRIL FOOLS DAY my wonderful friends!