Loved all these stories............So glad I made the decision that my Tyros 5 will NEVER leave the house!!!!!  You guys are brave!  -charley 
heeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa thought you red-necks were made of though stuff, old people homes of terror my butt, I always pack a 357 magnum, tapped to the bottom of the arranger, blanks naturally.  

 
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Tyros 4/Pair SR 350/ PC with a i8 intel chip, XENYX 802, Ford Focus 2 litre/Tascam DR07/Brother printer/Designjet 500/ our Doris/5 Grandchildren/ white boxers short Kymart shipped over and Typhoo Tea Earl Grey