He has started doing hypnotism.

On his very first gig at the Senior Center . . .

Gary exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Gary withdrew a
beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.

It's a very special watch.

It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it
slipped from Gary's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" said Gary.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .

Gary was never invited back to entertain.

DonM

Mason, you really need to contact the folks at SNL about a new career in comedy writing.


Russ

Haha, good one! That dang Gary thinks he can do anything. And prolly can.

Looks like Nigel edited my post! Oh well I shouldn't known better than to say s**t on the forum. Sorry Nigel.
I didn't write this by the way, I STOLE it and added Gary's name.
DonM

It's an auto feature of the forum software...

lol Don, nope wasn't me. Like Diki said it will be a forum "feature" that censored it. I would have been fine with you using sh** as that was the joke. As it was I guessed that was the word anyway.

I found the censorship setting and changed it to allow the word you wanted to use.

Oh Sh**!
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just testing.



chas

Nigel,

Perhaps you could gives us a list of the words we cannot use..could not resist it.. you could PM everbody, only joking.

Well, my momma wouldn't approve of me saying sh** anyway!

DonM

Google and Giggle: George Carlin broke it all down with his 7 words.

George could've been a fabulous lyricist.

Thanks for that link, Bill. George Carlin was always one of my favorites, and my daughter went to school with his niece, Brenda. She got to meet him a couple times and said he's just as whacky in person as he was on stage.

Cheers,

Gary

I never doubted that for a minute !!!

Intellectual comedy...he was one of the best!


R.

Don is like a "Giant" Bob Newhart.