He has started doing hypnotism.
On his very first gig at the Senior Center . . .
Gary exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Gary withdrew a
beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it
slipped from Gary's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said Gary.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .
Gary was never invited back to entertain.
DonM
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