Beaky,
That sounds tough with your good lady, I hope things work out OK for you both, my regards. The Ipad is not you main worry I can see.
Tony Hughes
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Tyros 4/Pair SR 350/ PC with a i8 intel chip, XENYX 802, Ford Focus 2 litre/Tascam DR07/Brother printer/Designjet 500/ our Doris/5 Grandchildren/ white boxers short Kymart shipped over and Typhoo Tea Earl Grey