Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too.... but if you press the wrong button... you'll be disconnected!

Well atleast my telephone never tells me what to do next....

Girls are more like the lottory, sometimes you win a little bit, but most of the days you loose.

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

That usually happens, when its with my keyboards all night...after they come on my
window to tell me to lower the stuff down before they call the police...

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Women of a certain age are like 'used cars'….one catches your eye while you're out and about
so you take it out a few times for a test drive after which you decide you would like to make
it a permanent acquisition… a few months later you discover it drinks too much fuel, the rear
end is sagging, the body work has seen better days, it's had about a dozen previous owners, it costs a fortune to run and worst of all it has a really loud exhaust !

My wise Uncle Jim used to say, "You are only as old as the woman you feel."

"Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's gone"

"Well at least my telephone never tells me what to do next...."


Apparently, you have never tried to pay a bill using your cell phone...

Women are like cell phones... Once you get one, you'll never have a minute to yourself ever again!