Loc: Benton, LA, USA
I received this in an email last week and have been doing it. It goes over great to the tune of Beverly Hillibillies.
--- The Nashville Hillbillies --- > > > > Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Gore > > A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore > > On election day of his Presidential bout > > He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount > > ballots that is... punch cards... butterflies > > > > Well the next thing you know they're countin' 'em again > > He lost a second time so he gave it all some spin > > They said Palm Beach is the place you oughta be > > So he hired legal experts from Tallahassee > > Florida that is... sunshine state... deadlocked > > > > Well the next thing you know they wanna change the rules > > And play around with votes cause they think we're a bunch of fools > > They riled lotsa folks and they made a lotta fuss > > Till Cheney came along and started kickin' butts > > Buttocks that is... liberal hineys... left-wing tuchas > > > > Al Gore whined that the system wasn't fair > > After countin' ballot holes that weren't even there > > Kate Harris said that the recount was a joke > > But that didn't stop the liberals from tallyin' votes > > Democrat votes that is... hangin' chad...dimpled ballots > > > > Well the State Supreme Court gave Gore another break > > They let him count again cause the party was at stake > > But just when he thought that his dream was born anew > > The overseas votes gave it all to W > > George W that is... Texas Governor... President-elect > > > > Now it's time to say good-bye to Al and all his kin > > He tried to steal some votes but it didn't help him win > > You're all invited over to his house in Tennessee > > To sit around and blubber at his pity-party > > Nashville that is... pout a while... have some sour grapes > > > > Ya'll have fun now... Ya Hear?