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#168190 - 03/14/01 11:19 AM "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
DanO1 Offline
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Registered: 01/31/01
Posts: 3602
Loc: Maryland
Yes,
DanO has been certified as "Ketronholic".
You know your a ketronholic when......
Everything that's Italian is always the best
Ride a horse and say " the ketron is coming , the ketron is coming" .......
You start to call your wife SD1 ..your kids MS50 and MS100 . The dogs name is X1 .
DanO
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#168191 - 03/14/01 12:52 PM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
john smies Offline
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Registered: 05/05/00
Posts: 1384
Loc: koudekerke, Holland.
what utter crap!!!!
Is this really the guy who works in a musicshop ?

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#168192 - 03/14/01 02:04 PM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
Clif Anderson Offline
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Registered: 02/17/00
Posts: 532
Hi Dan

I think the technical term is "ketron-O-holic".

Clif

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#168193 - 03/14/01 08:33 PM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
DanO1 Offline
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Registered: 01/31/01
Posts: 3602
Loc: Maryland
Hello John,
I was making fun of myself . Yes, I work in a music shop . If you have read any of my post you know that I am pretty active with being pro Solton/Ketron keyboards. It was a joke .
Dan O
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#168194 - 03/15/01 06:10 AM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
Uncle Dave Offline
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Registered: 12/01/99
Posts: 12800
Loc: Penn Yan, NY
John - get a hobby. DanO was just having fun!
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#168195 - 03/15/01 09:08 AM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
Dreamer Offline
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Registered: 02/23/01
Posts: 3849
Loc: Rome - Italy
Danny boy (no pun intended)
I had a good laugh reading you post, so don't worry about any criticism; in this forum I have read other posts which could only be defined "cyber-onanism".
By the way, there has been a Solton in my past and I guess there will be another one in the future.
Yes, italian keyboards really kick...you know what.
So long, buddy.
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#168196 - 03/15/01 12:52 PM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
Stevizard Offline
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Registered: 01/30/00
Posts: 367
Loc: Indianapolis, IN, USA
*** Stevizard, the voice of reason, rushes to the rescue ***

Arrangereers, we shouldn't argue . . . we're all friends . . . and there are bigger questions to deal with than whether DanO is gay or simply mad. Questions like . . .

1. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

2. If, instead of talking to your plants, you yell at them, would they grow to be troubled and insecure?

3. Is there another word for synonym?

4. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

5. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

6. Why do they report power outages on TV?

7. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

8. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Yes, these are questions that we've all asked ourselves . . . yet, there is one last even more perplexing issue - If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? A question that has plagued many of us.

Friends, the answers may not be sufficient using today's technology. Perhaps, the truth is out there . . . so, we will seek it in our own way. So, keyboard on, my friends, keyboard on . . .

Regards,
Stevizard

PS. Sorry, its been a long, long day and I think I've lost it big time. Remember, if everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Reminds me of the time my mechanic told me, "I coudn't fix your brakes, so I made the horn louder."



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#168197 - 03/15/01 02:01 PM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
Uncle Dave Offline
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Registered: 12/01/99
Posts: 12800
Loc: Penn Yan, NY
More from Steven Wright:

1.) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
2.) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
3.) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead?"
4.) Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
5.) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
6.) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans.
7.) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older, then it dawned on me ..............They were cramming for
their finals.
8.) I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons
and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use .........Toothpicks?
9.) Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office ? What are
we supposed to do... write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they
delivered the mail ?
10.) How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
11.) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
"OTHERS" here for?
12.) Clones are people two.
13.) If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there to
hear it, is he still wrong?
14.) Go ahead and take risks ...Just be sure that everything will turn out
OK.
15.) If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
16.) Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
17.) Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
18.) Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
20.) If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
21.) I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."
22.) So what's the speed of dark?
23.) How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been
dissing them anyhow?
24.) After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of
the water?
25.) Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
26.) If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
27.) I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are
furious.
28.) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
29.) Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
30.) Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
31.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
32.) Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear
bright until you hear them speak?
33.) How come abbreviated is such a long word?
34.) If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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#168198 - 03/16/01 02:41 AM Re: "hi my name is dan and I am a kertonholic"
Amelius Offline
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Registered: 02/21/01
Posts: 109
Loc: Milan, Italy
Dan0 go ahead, we all need a good laugh on ourselves now and then. Being funny mad does help our IQ. Some people simply have not got enough IQ to laugh at...

Uncle Dave and Stevizard, the two of you in one post again... Thanks for your "wisdom pearls", I am passing them to my friend.. (after translation). We are indeed all friends... even if you do not own a 9KPRO, U/D (right Stevizard?). Just kidding...

Ciao

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