Can one of you more knowledgeable folks tell me where to find a lead sheet, or the chords and lyrics (I'll make up my own tune from the chords), or even just the lyrics by themselves (I'll make the tune and chords, LOL) for the song "I'm Not Pretty When I'm Naked Anymore"?

I've searched all over and so far have been unable to find them anywhere.

Thanks,
Tom

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It's "I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore".
Gary Diamond has it. I have it somewhere too, but I'm not at home.
DonM

"I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore"

Stepped out of the shower, and got a good look at myself
grey haried, pot bellied, I thought I was somebody else
I saw my reflection in the mirror, on the bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So I'm going upstairs and turn my, bathroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I used to pose and flex and stretch, until my arms got sore
I guess I don't look good naked anymore

CHORUS:
I used to go out with the girls, I loved them one and all
now they don;t very close to me
because they're afraid I might fall

I went to the doctor, for my annual medical exam
Standing there in the buff, suddenly he said "Man"!!!
I said what is it doc, some fatal disease
I've got to know the score
He said "NO" you just don't look good naked anymore

Chorus2:
Me and Nancy had a dancin style, some folks thought it was unique
now it's only when were back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Went down to the nude beach, to have some seaside fun
stetched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun
somebody said there's an old white whale, washed up on the shore
I just don't look good naked anymore

My arches have fallen, the grim reaper's callin'
and my fanny's draggin' the floor
I just don't look good naked anymore!

I'll see if I can dig up the MP3 as well.


Enjoy,

Gary

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Travlin' Easy

..... hear it here
http://cdbaby.com/cd/kickinasphalt

#12.....

t.

Thanks guys! I thought I needed a good "reality" song, and this is it, LOL.

Tom

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