With Martha, Enron, Worldcom and Adelphia in the news, I came up with a parody to the tune of Pasty's Crazy. It's been getting some chuckles at my gigs. It's kinda topical so probably will only be good for a couple of months. But if you want it, its yours, no strings. Use it. Change it. Throw it away. Whatever you want. Just drop me a request at btweengigs@aol.com and I can send it in Word format.
Eddie

Clever lyrics Eddie. I've already tried them on several of my gigs and received good response (laughs). People really enjoy (current event) topical humor. I'll just have to remember not to sing your lyrics it if Martha books me for one of HER parties.

Scott,
The way things are going for her today, she may not be able to afford you.
Eddie

Johnny Cash played Folsom Prison, so I guess I could arrange to play for Martha at her 'new' digs too. If Martha 'really is' guilty and does end up in prison, I'm sure she'll find some way to get the managment to upgrade her room, the food, and house entertainment facilities to meet the standards layed out in her book. Certainly would be an interesting gig.

Yea right!! she'll end up being more famous after she gets out of jail after a full blown televised high profile trial costing millions and hailed as a heroin for Female rights like "SOFIA LOREN" years ago, then the Book on her life and full feature Movie will follow. Its all planned already, wait and see!!