With Martha, Enron, Worldcom and Adelphia in the news, I came up with a parody to the tune of Pasty's Crazy. It's been getting some chuckles at my gigs. It's kinda topical so probably will only be good for a couple of months. But if you want it, its yours, no strings. Use it. Change it. Throw it away. Whatever you want. Just drop me a request at btweengigs@aol.com and I can send it in Word format.
Eddie